sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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the best moment in cinematic history

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I don’t owe people anything, and I don’t have to talk to them any more than I feel I need to.

Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story (via askjdhlfsjkhd) +

dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

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supersyymetry:

why is daft punk in mockingjay lmao

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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imnotjailbait:

queen of pastel hair aka kesha rose

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evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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